Never Ending Story of Jonniee

by Godofe Keios

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Michael Minotaurs play instruments. The woods are full of Native Americans and Aborigines. These Bards give you epic songs that were actually enjoyable to listen to as well. 🦉 🍕 Favorite track: The Everlasting Story of Jonniee.

bmurator Portuguese Folk / Viking Metal. Sung in Portuguese & English with fantastic vocals! This is full of great little ideas & well worth a listen & a buy! Highly recommended!!!

Arghbeast Oh Joonniee, tira o dedo do nariz, porcalhão... Favorite track: The Everlasting Story of Jonniee.

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1.	The Everlasting Story of Jonniee 04:56	lyrics	buy track
Num tempo muito distante Um Jonniee caçava porcos nos fossos dos vikings maltrapilhos Com tribais fatelas e armaduras enferrujadas de madeira Oh Jonniee Jonniee era um tipo muito mau Tão mau, tão mau, que nem as moscas lhe ligavam Esta é a história do Jonniee Um tipo mau como as cobras Ele era ruim e muito velhaco Pior do que um lagarto Era tão mau que só falar dele já me está a deixar farto Arrefinfa-lhe Jonniee Como tu sabes arrefinfar Dá-lhe ai maluco Vai aprender a tocar Arrefinfa-lhe Jonniee Dá-lhe ai maluco Tu és o mestre dos solos Vai-te esconder no subsolo E agora chegou a altura em que o Jonniee se prepara Para fazer um solo daqueles tão manhosos Como só ele sabe fazer E vai acontecer…agora Ai não! É agora E foi assim que o Jonniee orientou a sua vidinha Calma e sem complicações Pagando sempre os seus impostos E nunca devendo nada a ninguém Ó Jonniee tira o dedo do nariz porcalhão And so the story ends, with a gay monologue About the mighty-solo-warrior with a three legged dog His life is here written with a blue highlighter pen As sad as it is, and I'm the one to say it, so this story ends Arrefinfa-lhe Jonniee Como tu sabes arrefinfar Dá-lhe ai maluco Vai aprender a tocar Arrefinfa-lhe Jonniee Dá-lhe ai maluco Tu és o mestre dos solos Vai-te esconder no subsolo
2.	Behold the Maraunders 02:32	lyrics	buy track
I hunger to see the maravilha In the lands of the north is where you can see her Through valleys and mountains I drew my path Ah the poor aldeões i didn't leave in paz I have nadeited in lakes and correition the fields Climbed the highest serras and aldeões you've killed No regrets I have for what I've done The maravilha is all that I wanted to ver To choose to die in ruins I find If you don't behave Eu digo ao teu pai Em segredos envoltos, caminhos escondidos Somos porcos incultos mas muito bonitos Three monasteries, two castles and a tower A palace so gay that pink is its color The wonders I find are so Barbie alike Side by side will rise with gay pride Oh now I behold it Now I know its like in my dreams The maravilha , saltar da mãe prá filha The maravilha , saltar da mãe prá filha Although it's not as big as i expected it shows a great deal of work Quando mija um português, mijam logo dois ou três Quando mija um português, mijam logo dois ou três To gaze and to lie in ruins i find Now you are behaving Então diz ao meu pai Em segredos envoltos, caminhos escondidos Somos porcos incultos mas muito bonitos Three monasteries, two castles and a tower A palace so gay that pink is its color The wonders I find are so Barbie alike Side by side will rise with gay pride
3.	Holy (Shit) Orederes 01:47	lyrics	buy track
Strike by my decree By bitter death and misery Ataca as aldeias viola e mata Rouba as meias e enfia-as na rata Invade as terras ó grande violador Destrói tudo, dá-lhes no calor Com requintes de maldade mija-lhes na cara Tás aqui tás a levar com a vara Trigo limpo farinha amparo Faz-te ao caminho a pé ou descalço If you don't doors well you are here you are eating Quem não tem cão caça com gato Rapa o bigode e esse mato Spread the chaos upon the viking people The man, the women, and the nipple Lari lara lara la lei o Ajax é...
4.	Fire of the Oak Upon the Rune of the Winter Solstice 02:58		buy track

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Godofe Keios Evora, Portugal

Banda de Metal Tapartikoh oriunda de Raiktapartah. Cantamos o Mundo Tapartikoh, a sua Trindade de Deuses (Halibut, Ananax e Mythosil), Semi-Deuses e Heróis.

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